I met the love of my life at MFI while buying some
furniture, her legs fell
off a week later.

The government is a bit like MFI furniture:
One loose screw and the whole
cabinet falls apart..

The story about when Asda took over MFI - this
guy went to Asda and bought
an MFI chicken - got it home, and the legs
fell off..

What do MacDonald's & MFI have in common? Both
produce tasteless crap..

Heard the one about the burglars who broke into MFI
late at night and
returned their furniture..

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